Indulge in the audacious delight of our sassy sugar cookies – not for the faint-hearted or those still mastering their adulting skills. These mouthwatering masterpieces are armed with words of encouragement that are as bold as they are delicious. Crafted exclusively for the seasoned veterans of life, these cookies are not your average sweet treat.

Picture this: you, casually sipping your favorite beverage, nibbling on a cookie that not only satisfies your sweet tooth but also delivers a hefty dose of adulting wisdom. Need a pick-me-up that comes with a side of sass? Look no further. These cookies are like the kick in the pants you never knew you needed, wrapped up in a sugary package.

Perfect for those who have earned every wrinkle, laugh line, and battle scar, our cookies are a celebration of survival, resilience, and a sense of humor that has only improved with age. Share them with your tribe of grown-up comrades, or gift them to someone who could use a chuckle along with their sugary fix.

Caution: Not recommended for the cookie-innocent or those with a delicate sense of humor. These cookies are for the big kids who can appreciate a good laugh, a tasty treat, and the fact that life is too short to take too seriously. Embrace the sass, savor the sweetness, and let the adulting adventure continue – one bite at a time.

Each cookie comes individually heat sealed for freshness and ease!

 **This price is per dozen. You can change the quantity after you add this to your cart! At the checkout page, you will see a button for quantity!

 We ask for a 3 week lead time on cookies, however, we can always try to accommodate with a quicker timeline. If you need your cookies within the next 3 weeks, please contact B first 214-734-4173